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BlackPathway

Doesn't like you either.
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Not gonna lie, I'm pretty pissed we have a snow day.
But, it will give me time to post art and whip some new things out. Which I know you are all anxiously waiting for, right?
Oh, and I should probably get some homework done that I was also slacking on.
(Pff. Yeah right.)

Okay, I'm out. Toodles.
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Toll Free....

2 min read
So, Charter calls us.
Asks about the bundle.

"Hello, is Mr/Mrs. ******* there?"
"Yesh, Mr. ******* is right here."
(I'm a girl, and you can tell by my voice.)
-pause-
"If you don't mind, I'd like to ask you some questions about your service."
"I don't offer any."
"No, I mean for Charter services. Do you currently have cable?"
"I dunno."
"Do you have channels 2-80?"
"Yesh."
"Are you satisfied?"
"No, I hate your commercials."
"I'm sorry to hear that. If you don't mind me asking, do you have a computer?"
"Yesh."
"Around how much do you spend?"
"It doesn't work."
"Okay. Do you have a phone?"
"No." (My god you dumbshit, I'm ON the phone!)
"Um...okay." (I can hear her smile. YES, hear it!)

"If you get Charter bundeling, you can get phone, internet and T.V. service for an affordable price. What is your opinion on that?"
"Its against my religion."
"What do you mean?"
"It just is. We fear groups of three."
"Well, we could work a bundle of just T.V and phone, T.V and internet, phone and internet, and so on."
"How much would that be?"
"Around $40 a month."
"No, like, how many services would that be?"
"Two."
"I hate two."
"Um -awkward pause-...okay. We'll write that down. If you have any questions, call (blah blah blah)"

-sigh-
Losers.
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SNOW DAY!! Yawn. by BlackPathway, journal

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